If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
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Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
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Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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