I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
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