Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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