There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
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You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
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I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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