yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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