Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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