His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Randomize
