I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
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hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
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Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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