grandma shit on top of the toilet
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
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nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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