if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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