So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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