Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
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Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
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Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.