did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
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Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
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He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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