dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
my vag is so smooth its legendary
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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