I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
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dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
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I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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