At least make sure they are 18
Why
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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