Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
please come you make the beer taste better
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a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
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I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
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