margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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