I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Randomize
