I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
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