The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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