I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
