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I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
The struggles of a small town man whore
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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