we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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