Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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