we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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