But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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