Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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