she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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