finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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