Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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