Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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