Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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