I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
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trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
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Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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