ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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