Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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