Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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