I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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