why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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