Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
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I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
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Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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