You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I can tuck mytits in my pants
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
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I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
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Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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