The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
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You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
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You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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