But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
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Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
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Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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