She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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