his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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