420 ftw
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
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she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
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I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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