Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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