I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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