I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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