So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
