That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
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Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
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Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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