it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
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Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
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Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
These tits shall not be calmed
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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