It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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