Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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