Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Randomize
