No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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