I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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